Sunday, January 28, 2007

Finally a turn around for pro-life!


God's fight, God's time, God's will be done. God wants us to do our part so let's spread the word that abortion is losing ground finally. Perhaps God will do a mighty work here in the states with our help not that He needs it. Don't forget the littlest ones who have been betrayed by their own parents.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyid=2007-01-28T223455Z_01_L28697688_RTRUKOC_0_US-PORTUGAL-ABORTION.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Murlosie? That goofy self gratifying duo



What do you get when you elect a nobody and her collandar minded manpet?
Murlosie! In this episode, Queen Pelosie and her monkey boy Murtha embark on a fact finding and good will hunting tour de Meddle East. Read along and follow their anctics meeting an important sheethead. Don't bother trying to pronouce his name it will only sound like you are hacking up a loogy. If they had had a thought between the two of them they could have brought along Hanoi Jane and Cindy Sheman for a more yellow shade of diplomacy.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1582741,00.html

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Tom Cruise, Jesus Christ, Superstar?


http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21113508-2902,00.html

This was just too pathetic to ignore. Tom Cruise = Scientologist = Alien = sci-fi = make believe = Hollywood Star = glorified = following = godlike = miracle worker = Jesus Christ? Oh, I see now, it's like a revelation. If you are Tom Cruise and you are worshipped by the masses then of course you must be a god!

Tom please for the love of the real and only God get help!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The ying and yang of Chinese food

(pic from DFW Dog)
Ok, so let's say you believe in the basic principles of ying and yang, positive vs. negative sorta. Now let's say you eat part of a poo-poo for two and some beef lo-mein. If you were to compare the positive to the negative you might arrive at the following; that it taste great(pos), that you ate too much(neg), lots of textures and flavors mixed with hot and cold(pos), lots of gas and indigestion(neg). If he fly(pos) if I buy(definitely neg). Full after 5min(pos) hungry in 10min(neg). Sounds like poo-poo for two and ying & yang are from the same dynasty.

Al Goreble Warming?



http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/23/D8MR39K01.html

Well, he's at it again! This time Algore is happy to announce that there really are people who believe what they see at the movies. Imagine that! For years we've been saying that TV, Cinema and video games affect our youth much to the poo-pooing sounds from the left. But, lo and behold the king of the left wingnut kookers Al Gore, who founded the web now notes the effects of global warming compared to lets say mild hot flashes among humans to be as true or truer than any sci-fi movie we've seen to date.

Well Mr. Gore, here's to you and your world. May you always believe that you are the creator and we are the corruptably stupid for listening to you about anything. Na-noo, Na-noo.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

click on title below and scroll down to Hillary's Baggage.

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

Here's your sign demigogs!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Where this years spring fashion is going

This spring France will be sporting the new "Mystery Berka Outfit" with regards from the Islamofascists, aka, Taliban designers. These shieks who have become known the world over as the hip and shiekiest of fashionable women's wear daily everywhere, under male dominant, politically correct abusive tactics. It is of course only a passing fad as the mini skirt, farmer jeans, faux fur and hot pink cone braa once were. It shouldn't be too long now and Hollywoods brazen babes will be seen adorned with this timely piece of inner and outer wear on Santa Monica Blvd. Better watch out ladies at the next Sag Awards as it will be hard to tell who is who on the red carpet.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Largest How To Manual

http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page

This site is both funny and enlightening. They are in the process of trying to become the worlds largest "How To" site and so far everything I've typed in to learn how to, they have had the directions. From how to make arts and crafts to fixing your car to preventing static from taking over your hair in the winter. I give this site *** 3 stars. Check it out!

Monday, January 15, 2007

What is beauty?



I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.

I spent most of my life torn between what society says I should look like and what God made me to look like. If I leave the house with no makeup or hair hanging down or dressed in grubby jeans, people ask me if I am feeling alright? What's up with that???

If I clean up good and fix my face and hair I'm looking so great!??

Hey I know! How about I tattoo my eyes and lips to look like I have makeup on and wear a big hat all the time then people will just think I'm excentric.

No, that won't work, then I'd have to wash the hat all the time. So, listen up friends, family and strangers, I'm fine! Really! I'm ok! Makeup or not, K?

The church and me

Yesterday I missed church because I'm sick again from some bug going around the day care. Well at least that's what I think it is? I'm wishing I hadn't stayed home and in bed. Everytime I do I miss out on some really good music or preaching or both. Yesterday was no different. We had a guest singer whom I hear was awesome! Still I'm thankful for what God has done and is doing in my life everyday. Sick or not, poor or rich, fat or lean, up or down, God is still in control and I am in awe of that. How about you? Are you thankful today? Are you thankful that you are who you are and God loves you no matter what?

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Two faced Syria being revealed.

Another Christian Lebanese leader was shot and killed leaving church services this week by Syrian Muslims aka; terrorists.
I'm am so very tired of hearing about people from all walks and faiths constantly being targeted by these insane monsters. Now that the Dems. are in place my question to them is; So, what are you gonna do about it?

Friday, November 10, 2006

Christmas is back!


Wal-Mart had a change of heart it would seem and has declared Christmas time is here! Last year they wouldn't even say those two dirty words anywhere in their store. I was actually verbally insulted by one of their clerks when I asked why they were refusing to acknowledge Christmas in their Christmas section of the store. I was told that I was stupid. I began a year long boycott and wrote everyone from Bill O'Reilly to Wal-Mart Execs to the AFA. I made up signs and posted them in my car windows and friends posted them in their cars and home windows in retaliation for their pc fear of the Communistic ACLU and the libertards. Well, looks like the buck stopped here. Because this year they want Christians back! Thank You Wal-Mart, but I have to wonder what else you've got up your sleeve?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Democrats can't even keep a lie straight!

Taken from the New York Times

Yesterday’s elections reshaped the political landscape in Washington, putting Democrats in control of the House for the first time in 12 years, and bringing them within reach of retaking the Senate. The capital has been a one-party Republican town for nearly the entire six years of the Bush presidency, but Mr. Bush signaled today that he would attempt a return to his roots as a Texas governor who had a reputation for crossing party lines and who ran for president in 2000 as a “uniter, not a divider.”

After spending weeks questioning Democratic approaches to the economy and national security as dangerous for the nation, Mr. Bush said he intended to ”work with the new Congress in a bipartisan way.” He invited leading Democrats to meet with him at the White House beginning Thursday. Representative Nancy Pelosi, the California Democrat who is expected to become the first female speaker of the House, said Mr. Bush had invited her to lunch, calling her “madam speaker-elect.”


Now pay attention boys and girls,

In the Capitol, Ms. Pelosi vowed to use the first 100 hours of the new Congress to push through what Democrats dubbed their “six for ’06” agenda, including votes to raise the minimum wage, repeal incentives for companies to send jobs overseas, cut interest rates on student loans and give the government authority to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies for lower prescription drug prices.

But Democrats made clear that their first order of business, even before taking over in January, is pressing the Bush White House to change course in Iraq.

There it is! Instead of Pelosi's tongue in cheek schedule geared at helping us, the American populace from our so called hardships. she and her cohorts are really planning to address Iraq first. Which means the terrorists have a new ally. America you haven't seen hardship yet. Grow eyes in the back of your heads and start praying for our children even more than ever. Times are gonna get hard in the next two years.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

My cousin just died


Today is a sad day for me. My sweet cousin Steven just died on Sat. and was laid to rest today. He was only 48. He died of traveling cancer. He had one lump in his lung. They found it last month after he went in for what he thought was pneumonia. 4 weeks later he left this earth. It had spread into his kidneys and liver. I'm gonna miss him, not because of any one thing but because of many things like his goofy smile or his always yelling at you because he was partially deaf or how he would roll his eyes when he talked to you or his great sense of life. Bye Steven, I already miss you more than you know.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Dem Dem's sure are ugly!



What does this poster say to you?
That republican, conservative women are pretty
That democrapic, liberal women are scarey?
Yup!
That's what it says to me too!
Woof! Woof!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

I am really getting lazy


Have you ever had one of those days where you can't seem to find your shoe or keys or cell phone? Well, I am having a day like that only it's my own fault because I'm lazy today. I know I put all these items someplace when I got home yesterday. I know that I didn't leave work with one shoe, nor did I drive home without my keys or talk to my mother on two tin cans and a string so,......should I bother to look any further than my couch where I usually dump everything on, near or around it. I've already looked to the left on my end table. Nope no keys or phone there! And to my right on the corner table, nope, nothing there either. Checked in that dark secret creepy crawl space in between the arm and the cushion, nothing there except some gross stuff under my nails now. Yuck!! I don't see any of these items on the coffee table or on the couch itself. Well that leaves only a thousand other places I could have put them between last night and today here at home. Oh well, I'll look some more tomorrow morning before I have to rush off to work again unless I need to use them.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

2 weeks untill we vote!



Well here it is in the middle of Oct. and it's time to vote. This time I'm doing it via mail. When I recieved my ballot by mail I was astonished to learn that the mojority of candidates running for local offices were all Demicraps. Geesh, and Olympia Snowe is running again as we all know a R.I.N.O. I voted down the middle in her case. Better to go third party than with someone like her. But, in all honesty I couldn't vote for anyone else running, the reason you may ask yourself? I refuse to vote Demicrap! The Dems as far as I'm concerned are the ones who are continually causing trouble for everyone that doesn't agree with their message. You know the message of don't touch me, don't look at me, don't breathe on me, don't misspell anything about me, don't argue with me, don't blame me for defending my inner child's rights by calling the ACLU and sueing the pants off of you. Whiners, all!
And then there's the Libertarians, don't get me started on them!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Low Carbing it works!

I've been elated with the results of my latest battle with the bulge. I've been low-carbing ala my own rules and it's working! I lost 15 lbs in 3 weeks! I know that it is going to start slowing down and that's ok. I'd rather lose the rest gradually and keep it off. A big plus was that I like cottage cheese, I eat 1 cup of it a day and take a calcium supp. Working like a charm. And, I can have all the ice coffee I want! Life is good.

Friday, September 29, 2006

I'm not gonna buy oil from Chavez!



Recently Hugo Chavez came to our country and began ranting against President Bush calling him Satan and making remarks about Americans needing to read more Chomsky the Commmie. After this insult I refuse to buy gas from any station that gets there oil from Venezuela. I know 7-11 feels the same way and they don't get their gas from the Chavez mafia unlike Citgo, Exxon and others including Irving Gas stations. I always shopped there since they are right around the corner from me but no more! Apparently, the company is based out of Canada and gets their oil from several places including Venezuela. Well, they can keep it! Oh, Thank Heaven For 7-11!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Who's on first?



This week ex-president Clinton lost his cool and began a tirade of indignation and self-pardoning on what little he did to try and find Bin Laden during his presidency. The person he directed his anger on? Chris Wallace who simply asked him what everyone in America wanted to know, why he didn't do more to catch UBL. Old Billy boy was all twisted up in his shorts whilst responding. He stated that the whole 8 yrs. he was in office was not enough to secure UBL but that President Bush should have been able to do it in his first 8 months in the oval office. OK, is it me or is that wacked!

First G.W. probably had to go out and purchase missing furniture and china and God knows what else after so much was taken out of there by the Clintons, which I always assumed that anything given to any president and first lady had to stay in the White House.

Second, we weren't attacked untill Sept.11th 2001. And it wasn't like Clinton left much information for the next guy.

Third, due to the continued efforts of the UN weasel clans and our very own liberal left throwing stones and giving out top secret information, this administration has had to fight both out and within it's borders. Like the New York Times, what an Urban Turban News Rag! Which leads me to my continued rant on the Hollyweird, politician wannabes who use their platforms ie, the media to spew their cowardly, commie view points. Well, stupid is as stupid does, right Tom Hanks? Your not off the hook either. But that is for another post.

Fourth and lastly, I found it absurd that Bill Clinton went on and on about how much a victim he is by the "neo-cons and Republicans" What's up with that? The real victims are us! We were and continue to be victimized by the Clintons and the progressive, liberal left or as my friends say, Liberturds or Libertards, you can pick which one you like and go ahead, run with it. Because they continually try and muck everything up that involves our defense. Clueless and inept, people like Al Frankenface, Danny Glover, Colbert, Stewert, Redford, Streisand, Beatty and many others, (see my first post)have done so much damage by supporting self gratifying people of power like crazy Venezuelen dictator, Hugo Chavez or those of Saudi Interests. It's getting to be that soon all we'll see on the wide screen is words, because the Islamos art is only based on their verbage. Look out Hollywierd, all you actors, actresses, film crews, agents, special effects people, producers, editors, playwrites, make up crew, camera men and women will be out of a job if you keep helping the Islamos. All they will allow on their newly aquired film studios will be their Qu'ran and some guy in a towel hat narrating the law.

So, I ask who's on first? First base loser that is. Is it the drive by media? Is it the kooks from Hollywood? Is it the gloating, bloated self absorbed like Clinton and Chavez? Or is it the liberal left in general who close their eyes to the truth and hide their heads in the sand when confronted with it? Maybe it's all of them.

That's the way I see it.