Tom Cruise, Jesus Christ, Superstar?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21113508-2902,00.html

This was just too pathetic to ignore. Tom Cruise = Scientologist = Alien = sci-fi = make believe = Hollywood Star = glorified = following = godlike = miracle worker = Jesus Christ? Oh, I see now, it's like a revelation. If you are Tom Cruise and you are worshipped by the masses then of course you must be a god!

Tom please for the love of the real and only God get help!!!!!!!!

The ying and yang of Chinese food

(pic from DFW Dog)
Ok, so let's say you believe in the basic principles of ying and yang, positive vs. negative sorta. Now let's say you eat part of a poo-poo for two and some beef lo-mein. If you were to compare the positive to the negative you might arrive at the following; that it taste great(pos), that you ate too much(neg), lots of textures and flavors mixed with hot and cold(pos), lots of gas and indigestion(neg). If he fly(pos) if I buy(definitely neg). Full after 5min(pos) hungry in 10min(neg). Sounds like poo-poo for two and ying & yang are from the same dynasty.

Al Goreble Warming?

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/23/D8MR39K01.html

Well, he's at it again! This time Algore is happy to announce that there really are people who believe what they see at the movies. Imagine that! For years we've been saying that TV, Cinema and video games affect our youth much to the poo-pooing sounds from the left. But, lo and behold the king of the left wingnut kookers Al Gore, who founded the web now notes the effects of global warming compared to lets say mild hot flashes among humans to be as true or truer than any sci-fi movie we've seen to date.

Well Mr. Gore, here's to you and your world. May you always believe that you are the creator and we are the corruptably stupid for listening to you about anything. Na-noo, Na-noo.

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

click on title below and scroll down to Hillary's Baggage.

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

Here's your sign demigogs!

Where this years spring fashion is going

This spring France will be sporting the new "Mystery Berka Outfit" with regards from the Islamofascists, aka, Taliban designers. These shieks who have become known the world over as the hip and shiekiest of fashionable women's wear daily everywhere, under male dominant, politically correct abusive tactics. It is of course only a passing fad as the mini skirt, farmer jeans, faux fur and hot pink cone braa once were. It shouldn't be too long now and Hollywoods brazen babes will be seen adorned with this timely piece of inner and outer wear on Santa Monica Blvd. Better watch out ladies at the next Sag Awards as it will be hard to tell who is who on the red carpet.