Hillary does D.C.

Click on the link and turn up the sound, this is funny!

http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html

Daydream believer

This is my friend, we'll call her Betty to protect her innocence.



Betty is a great person!
She is sweet and funny and a great mom and wife and worker. But, Betty has this one little thing, she daydreams. Oh, not so much at work or not so much about all kinds of silly things like some girls do. No, she dreams about her favorite baseball buddy, this guy, Kevin Mallar. I think that's how you spell his name.



Cute isn't he? But his looks aren't what she's dreaming about. No, she's having visions of Kevin and her playing baseball with her son, her daughter and even her hubby, and she is giving Kevin tips on the game that he may be missing when he's down there in the dugout. Stuff only a good observer, fan and viewer from a seat looking down would see.

You keep dreaming Betty. Dreams can come true!

What's next, graffiti on Police cars?

From: AFA ActionAlert
Date: 1/31/2007 3:37:37 AM
To: Paulette Goulet
Subject: War protesters allowed to spray paint the U.S. Capitol



Donald E. Wildmon
Founder and Chairman




January 31, 2007

Please help us get this information into the hands of as many people as possible by forwarding it to your entire email list of family and friends.

War protesters allowed to spray paint the U.S. Capitol

Capitol Chief of Police tell officers not to arrest anyone

Dear Paulette,

During last Saturday's Washington rally protesting the war in Iraq, hundreds of anti-war protesters were allowed to desecrate government property by spray painting the Capitol with anarchist symbols. I did not see or hear any report of this in any of the mainline media outlets!

Capitol Police Chief Phillip Morse ordered his officers to fall back and allow the protesters to exercise what he called "their First Amendment rights" to spray paint the Capitol steps with graffiti. Defending his actions, Morse said, "The graffiti was easily removed by the staff. It is our duty and responsibility to protect the Capitol complex, while allowing the public to exercise their freedom of speech." He even ordered his officers not to arrest anyone!

The war protesters were given access and leniency to deface government property. According to Family Research Council, public employees had to come in on their day off, at taxpayers' expense, to clean up the mess the protesters left behind.

To see comments on this issue by Sen. Wayne Allard of Colorado, click here.

The Capitol Chief of Police takes his orders directly from Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, one of the demonstrators' most outspoken allies!

Take Action
E-mail Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and ask that she take action to have those who spray painted our Capitol arrested. Furthermore, she should publicly state that this kind of activity will not be condoned in the future. If you desire to speak with her office in addition to sending the e-mail, her direct number is 202-225-4965.

Forward this e-mail to your friends and family and ask that they take action.

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Sincerely,



Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
American Family Association

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Yes! They are the Devils Whipping Boys!

Please don't go to this site and read the article and view the pics if you have a weak stomache for bloody stupidness!

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=24205&only

Finally a turn around for pro-life!

God's fight, God's time, God's will be done. God wants us to do our part so let's spread the word that abortion is losing ground finally. Perhaps God will do a mighty work here in the states with our help not that He needs it. Don't forget the littlest ones who have been betrayed by their own parents.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyid=2007-01-28T223455Z_01_L28697688_RTRUKOC_0_US-PORTUGAL-ABORTION.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Murlosie? That goofy self gratifying duo

What do you get when you elect a nobody and her collandar minded manpet?
Murlosie! In this episode, Queen Pelosie and her monkey boy Murtha embark on a fact finding and good will hunting tour de Meddle East. Read along and follow their anctics meeting an important sheethead. Don't bother trying to pronouce his name it will only sound like you are hacking up a loogy. If they had had a thought between the two of them they could have brought along Hanoi Jane and Cindy Sheman for a more yellow shade of diplomacy.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1582741,00.html

Tom Cruise, Jesus Christ, Superstar?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21113508-2902,00.html

This was just too pathetic to ignore. Tom Cruise = Scientologist = Alien = sci-fi = make believe = Hollywood Star = glorified = following = godlike = miracle worker = Jesus Christ? Oh, I see now, it's like a revelation. If you are Tom Cruise and you are worshipped by the masses then of course you must be a god!

Tom please for the love of the real and only God get help!!!!!!!!

The ying and yang of Chinese food

(pic from DFW Dog)
Ok, so let's say you believe in the basic principles of ying and yang, positive vs. negative sorta. Now let's say you eat part of a poo-poo for two and some beef lo-mein. If you were to compare the positive to the negative you might arrive at the following; that it taste great(pos), that you ate too much(neg), lots of textures and flavors mixed with hot and cold(pos), lots of gas and indigestion(neg). If he fly(pos) if I buy(definitely neg). Full after 5min(pos) hungry in 10min(neg). Sounds like poo-poo for two and ying & yang are from the same dynasty.

Al Goreble Warming?

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/23/D8MR39K01.html

Well, he's at it again! This time Algore is happy to announce that there really are people who believe what they see at the movies. Imagine that! For years we've been saying that TV, Cinema and video games affect our youth much to the poo-pooing sounds from the left. But, lo and behold the king of the left wingnut kookers Al Gore, who founded the web now notes the effects of global warming compared to lets say mild hot flashes among humans to be as true or truer than any sci-fi movie we've seen to date.

Well Mr. Gore, here's to you and your world. May you always believe that you are the creator and we are the corruptably stupid for listening to you about anything. Na-noo, Na-noo.

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

click on title below and scroll down to Hillary's Baggage.

Nick Anderson: Animation Archives

Here's your sign demigogs!

Where this years spring fashion is going

This spring France will be sporting the new "Mystery Berka Outfit" with regards from the Islamofascists, aka, Taliban designers. These shieks who have become known the world over as the hip and shiekiest of fashionable women's wear daily everywhere, under male dominant, politically correct abusive tactics. It is of course only a passing fad as the mini skirt, farmer jeans, faux fur and hot pink cone braa once were. It shouldn't be too long now and Hollywoods brazen babes will be seen adorned with this timely piece of inner and outer wear on Santa Monica Blvd. Better watch out ladies at the next Sag Awards as it will be hard to tell who is who on the red carpet.

The Largest How To Manual

http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page

This site is both funny and enlightening. They are in the process of trying to become the worlds largest "How To" site and so far everything I've typed in to learn how to, they have had the directions. From how to make arts and crafts to fixing your car to preventing static from taking over your hair in the winter. I give this site *** 3 stars. Check it out!

What is beauty?

I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.

I spent most of my life torn between what society says I should look like and what God made me to look like. If I leave the house with no makeup or hair hanging down or dressed in grubby jeans, people ask me if I am feeling alright? What's up with that???

If I clean up good and fix my face and hair I'm looking so great!??

Hey I know! How about I tattoo my eyes and lips to look like I have makeup on and wear a big hat all the time then people will just think I'm excentric.

No, that won't work, then I'd have to wash the hat all the time. So, listen up friends, family and strangers, I'm fine! Really! I'm ok! Makeup or not, K?

The church and me

Yesterday I missed church because I'm sick again from some bug going around the day care. Well at least that's what I think it is? I'm wishing I hadn't stayed home and in bed. Everytime I do I miss out on some really good music or preaching or both. Yesterday was no different. We had a guest singer whom I hear was awesome! Still I'm thankful for what God has done and is doing in my life everyday. Sick or not, poor or rich, fat or lean, up or down, God is still in control and I am in awe of that. How about you? Are you thankful today? Are you thankful that you are who you are and God loves you no matter what?

Two faced Syria being revealed.

Another Christian Lebanese leader was shot and killed leaving church services this week by Syrian Muslims aka; terrorists.
I'm am so very tired of hearing about people from all walks and faiths constantly being targeted by these insane monsters. Now that the Dems. are in place my question to them is; So, what are you gonna do about it?

Christmas is back!

Wal-Mart had a change of heart it would seem and has declared Christmas time is here! Last year they wouldn't even say those two dirty words anywhere in their store. I was actually verbally insulted by one of their clerks when I asked why they were refusing to acknowledge Christmas in their Christmas section of the store. I was told that I was stupid. I began a year long boycott and wrote everyone from Bill O'Reilly to Wal-Mart Execs to the AFA. I made up signs and posted them in my car windows and friends posted them in their cars and home windows in retaliation for their pc fear of the Communistic ACLU and the libertards. Well, looks like the buck stopped here. Because this year they want Christians back! Thank You Wal-Mart, but I have to wonder what else you've got up your sleeve?

Democrats can't even keep a lie straight!

Taken from the New York Times

Yesterday’s elections reshaped the political landscape in Washington, putting Democrats in control of the House for the first time in 12 years, and bringing them within reach of retaking the Senate. The capital has been a one-party Republican town for nearly the entire six years of the Bush presidency, but Mr. Bush signaled today that he would attempt a return to his roots as a Texas governor who had a reputation for crossing party lines and who ran for president in 2000 as a “uniter, not a divider.”

After spending weeks questioning Democratic approaches to the economy and national security as dangerous for the nation, Mr. Bush said he intended to ”work with the new Congress in a bipartisan way.” He invited leading Democrats to meet with him at the White House beginning Thursday. Representative Nancy Pelosi, the California Democrat who is expected to become the first female speaker of the House, said Mr. Bush had invited her to lunch, calling her “madam speaker-elect.”


Now pay attention boys and girls,

In the Capitol, Ms. Pelosi vowed to use the first 100 hours of the new Congress to push through what Democrats dubbed their “six for ’06” agenda, including votes to raise the minimum wage, repeal incentives for companies to send jobs overseas, cut interest rates on student loans and give the government authority to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies for lower prescription drug prices.

But Democrats made clear that their first order of business, even before taking over in January, is pressing the Bush White House to change course in Iraq.

There it is! Instead of Pelosi's tongue in cheek schedule geared at helping us, the American populace from our so called hardships. she and her cohorts are really planning to address Iraq first. Which means the terrorists have a new ally. America you haven't seen hardship yet. Grow eyes in the back of your heads and start praying for our children even more than ever. Times are gonna get hard in the next two years.

My cousin just died

Today is a sad day for me. My sweet cousin Steven just died on Sat. and was laid to rest today. He was only 48. He died of traveling cancer. He had one lump in his lung. They found it last month after he went in for what he thought was pneumonia. 4 weeks later he left this earth. It had spread into his kidneys and liver. I'm gonna miss him, not because of any one thing but because of many things like his goofy smile or his always yelling at you because he was partially deaf or how he would roll his eyes when he talked to you or his great sense of life. Bye Steven, I already miss you more than you know.

Dem Dem's sure are ugly!

What does this poster say to you?
That republican, conservative women are pretty
That democrapic, liberal women are scarey?
Yup!
That's what it says to me too!
Woof! Woof!

I am really getting lazy

Have you ever had one of those days where you can't seem to find your shoe or keys or cell phone? Well, I am having a day like that only it's my own fault because I'm lazy today. I know I put all these items someplace when I got home yesterday. I know that I didn't leave work with one shoe, nor did I drive home without my keys or talk to my mother on two tin cans and a string so,......should I bother to look any further than my couch where I usually dump everything on, near or around it. I've already looked to the left on my end table. Nope no keys or phone there! And to my right on the corner table, nope, nothing there either. Checked in that dark secret creepy crawl space in between the arm and the cushion, nothing there except some gross stuff under my nails now. Yuck!! I don't see any of these items on the coffee table or on the couch itself. Well that leaves only a thousand other places I could have put them between last night and today here at home. Oh well, I'll look some more tomorrow morning before I have to rush off to work again unless I need to use them.